@KingHippo: Well played.

@SigmundTheSeaMonster:

I'm of the school that if a truck isn't dirty and covered in minor cosmetic damage, it's a waste of iron. I'm not averse to creature comforts, but if it's so expensive you're unwilling to go bounce around in a field or fill the box with construction materials, or really do any big work things, you've just wasted your…

I spent 7x the amount it suggested. Hooray!

@P4RAN01A99: Think of it for a second. You're going into a store, and many game stores have the games behind glass or a counter. You have to say "Hello, my good sir, how are you on this fine day, would you happen to have a copy of Dissidia 012 [duodecim] Final Fantasy by chance?" You're going to have to say that title…

@OMG! meatbag_: Some people can fuck up instant waffles. Don't lord your culinary competence over me!

@OMG! meatbag_: Yeah, yeah, other food is healthier and more nutritious, whatever, doesn't make Cheetos less delicious.

In spite of a horrible name, I've found Gaytan Buttery Peppercorn Asiago to be a tasty Cheeto replacement. You don't feel just obese after eating them and they've got a lovely peppercorniness to them. Tasty stuff, though I've only found them far away.

Another problem with the eyes: You forgot to give him pupils.

@SparklyJesus: Yes, sales increased so much that the van was dropped after three years, due to poor sales, and it has been used as an example of poor branding killing a product line.

@Whizkid103: You know, I've lived in this country for 25 years, and I've never seen bagged milk in my life.

@akacrash: Hey, banana hooks are vital for maxiumum banana enjoyment.

Dear Jesus Diaz,

@Gonzie: Certainly. Kid died, and the suggestion is that it was because he couldn't hear the train. If he was using any player it'd be notable for the same reason, and the message is the same.

@LandofMinos. Wonders why F1 has a garden gnome walking around shaking hands before each race: Having driven a new Taurus, I can assure you that you're talking right out of your ass.

I know a girl who isn't a girly girl, but buys all of her tech in pink because her husband and son will never, ever use it. Once her kid complained that she bought another piece of tech in pink - MP3 player, I think - because he couldn't borrow it. She just said "exactly".

@Elhigh: I think it's on every arcade game ever.

@Maxx Cracker — sponsored by Peniston Oils: The Sonata is actually not that boring, in comparison to the rest of the class. Not exactly an acheivement, considering the competition, but I'd rather see 100 Sonatas than 10 Camrys or 1 Sebring.

@panickedthumb: Cho Aniki is... ahh... ummm...