@imiss2xwishbones: No, there's a special Robert S. (whatever your last initial is) edition specially designed for people with that last initial.

@stuntman_dan66: Have you driven an effing Taurus? It's a whole hell of a lot better than you're giving it credit for being.

Pretty soon there will be a different trim level for every customer who buys a 911.

@thedoorsdk: So you hate old people then?

@Orionsaint: I must have a "Keep Solving and Carry On" poster.

Dear America:

@Nikolaidas: Space Marines are the "bears" and JRPG characters "twinks".

@explod: I think he's actually referring to the space marines being in love with other male space marines and escewing female space marines to hang out exclusively with other men. There's a bit of an emphasis on "bros" here that makes one think that after killing aliens and whatnot, these guys would rather massage…

Late '70s Ford F150. They're really ugly in nice shape, but badass when rusty, dented, and covered in dirt.

@lucky_you: iTunes is a gigantic sack of shit and you have to use it to put things on the iPad. That's what I mean with dealing with iTunes.

I dunno, I think I'd prefer just having a DVD player rather than an overpriced novelty computer. Considering such things are to entertain toddlers anyway, DVDs aren't exactly expensive, and you don't have to deal with iTunes, I'll keep the obsolete technology thanks.

@FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0: The first car I drove stick in was a Ford Ranger, but the first car I drove stick in regularly was a gigantic Dodge D600 grain truck. If you can drive one of those smoothly, you can drive ANYTHING.

@FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0: The nice thing about Impalas is you can buy them for like $5 now. Not sure what I would do with it, maybe an elaborate modern art installation.

@FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0: My driver's ed car was a Neon, so it was possibly worse. Though it did come with a commentary track of the instructor lamenting the purchase and pointing out various reasons why we shouldn't buy Neons like she did, which was interesting.

@subframespacer: I dunno, I see a lot of Cobalts with flowers hanging from the rear-view - the calling card of a teenage girl.

@Dirt Pirate: Wouldn't those be the cars best able to compete with Japanese marques? I mean, a Corolla with a hat is going to be pretty damn competitive with a Corolla.

@FromaBuick6: Now with more 5.0: The advertising was accurate, at least. I figured that America could build a boring sedan with obvious cost cutting and fake wood. I mean, it's shooting low, but certainly not something outside of America's abilities.

@smackela: The best part of the interior is cropped out. The left side vent never fits properly, even on specially selected photo cars.

@subframespacer: It seems like they all became teenage girls' first car. It's almost like their parents bought a car, and the salesman threw in one for Chantal for free.

I don't want to come off as a perv who sees dicks everywhere, but come ON.