I just sent this article to my older brother. Who - unlike my parents or grandparents - was my “Helper.”

You know what, I’m tired of the “she is in it for the money” as a put down. So what if she fucking is! Envy clearly wasn’t in it to be faithful and true to their love and her, so his ass may be in it for something superficial and simple as well. Marriages by design and historically have been arrangements. Business…

I’m so sorry. I remember breaking down when I was pregnant with my second (our landlord refused to fix our bathroom and for a brief and weird hour I beleived we literally not have a pot to piss in) and I just kept crying until finally my 18 month old (because I really know how to space them) started patting me on the…

THIS IS NOT A DRILL FOLKS. BE READY AT YOUR COMPUTERS TO PURCHASE YOUR TICKETS. DONT SLEEP ON THIS SHIT OR YOU’LL BE LEFT OUT. I REPEAT. REMAIN AT YOUR COMPUTERS UNTIL YOU HAVE PURCHASED YOUR TICKETS.

Okay. ENOUGH with the Michelle Obama/Parker Curry stories. I can’t handle having to deal with teary-eyed black men especially when the teary-eyed black man is me.

Looking at Michelle Obama and knowing that she’d be the greatest President ever but knowing she doesn’t deserve that misery like...

6 things I hate when it comes to my money whether it’s for work or loaning it:

First of all... did Frank Ski play “Whores in This House”?

Just going to put this out there.

$25 million? I hope he spent some of that money on lessons on getting camels through the eyes of needles.

My friend said that she is going to rename her va-jay-jay Wakanda so Killmonger will terrorize it.

Fam, I hear you. I don’t think that’s the issue though.

You have to confront the person’s personal take on life. You don’t just wake up hating everything in life. You’re taught to do so. I don’t give a shit what anyone says, if you’re a man in America, in some way, you’ve been taught toxic masculinity and showcased it, whether you knew you were wrong or not. It’s…

Check her out in the Black Museum episode of Black Mirror. Yes there’s a theme here.

Winston Duke probably made the most money out of any of the cast with his performance. He’s going to be that It Dude in Hollywood for a minute. Between his performance, and the number of women dying to throw panties at him, he’s has plenty of options.

Not to sure about barking at the white women on the elevator. For real that is how Emmitt Till got it. Nothing raises the hair on a white man’s neck more than a black man berating his pancaked ass, pumpkin spice imbibing, This Is Us binge watching, Fergie screeching woman pretending to be in distress. I am for…