You have to look like one of these Hallmark movie couples.

#InWakanda none of us fit the description.

Kelly = Eggs : High protein good for you and tasty on their own, but most people like it with cheese and onions

Dey mad, dey super mad. Like the JLA, JLU, The Avengers, and the Ashleys from recess.

The posters are already rolling off the presses by the thousands, but they had to toss the first one ’cause in his excitement Sessions spooged all over it.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

LMAOOOO!

Shoot. I’m getting my shucksters and shysters mixed up! Tariq called Umar a walrus. I think. Obviously I’m confused by the hotepery of it all.

My knowledge of Royce is limited to the his fake woke counterpart comparing him to a walrus the other day.

She can feel free to get the flu and die, but I’m getting my damn flu shot like a reasonable adult.

Seriously never been more impressed with Mandy. That scene - or rather who sequence - was perfect.

I’ll never eat a candy bar the same after this ep

red lobster is too expensive for how mediocre it is.

I took my mother, aunts, and father out to brunch for my father’s birthday. Actually, I invited my father and mother to brunch and my aunts invited themselves along. It was an expensive seafood brunch and they picked at their food and said that they wouldn’t have picked the place and looked askance at me when I drank…

I’m sorry, but WHO shows up to a restaurant celebration not expecting to pay for your own meal, unless you’re the guest of honor? If someone offers to pick up the bill for the entire party, that’s incredibly generous but definitely not expected!

Word of advice “paying don’t pay, and chillin with the brokes will leave ya broke” 

That is bullshit and rude as hell. I wish somebody WOULD invite me to their home for dinner and then ask me to chip in $10. Like, how do you fix your mouth to ask that?

I guess my girls and I aren’t really friends cause if this convo ever came up I’m sure it’d end with snatched wigs and black eyes. The foolery is real with this one. My girl invited us out last weekend and we all showed up...with money in hand tf.

Unless it’s a large scale life event (wedding, bar mitzvah) I understand any invitation to a restaurant for a celebration is pay-your-own-way while the celebration organizer covers the honoree. If they ask a couple dollars more to cover the center of attention, fine. If the organizer covers all expenses - nice…

I’ve been going off about that lady’s article since I saw it last night. I feel like she’s hiding behind “etiquette” just so she doesn’t have to pay for her own meals when she goes out with friends. If we’re dating and I invite you out, sure I expect to cover the whole check. But five or more of my friends?? Nigga for…