between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

This all would make a good Scorsese-esq film a couple years from now.

You forgot those nasty ass peanut butter candies that are wrapped in black and orange wrappers. They wish they were taffy, but taffy is way less gross than those things.

I miss pre-dawns, 10:40 breaks, Eagle Landing, the Marching Sound Machine, and Honda Campus All-Star Challenge (back before they change the rules and fucked up the game).

I’m not from North Carolina but... Petey Pablo anyone?

I just wonder if she’s afraid because she has already tried and been shut down. (Yes, she should leave, but it takes a lot to get to that point.)

Interesting take. But nah.

4 years with Dude in the Moonlight tomorrow. No plans for marriage, definitely no kids, we don’t even live together. Sometimes I want us to live together cos Bay Area rent is no joke but nah, I like having my space. I’m dreading taking him to weddings now because we’ll get asked when we’ll get married. I guess I need…

Let me tell you guys how big of a moron this dude is. Cops and prosecutors are basically unsue-able. I’m not hating, this is an unbiased fact. The law is designed in such a way that as long as they claim that they were doing their jobs, it’s almost impossible to successfully sue for malicious prosecution or false…

I turn it around on them. Because I’m active in my community I’ll ask them specific questions like “you seem very interested and concerned with violence in black communities. What is your opinion on the peace in the streets march? What about 1000 men? I assume you were at the march two weeks ago and as such, how did…

Steve was a stalker and a pest who couldn’t take no for an answer.

**weeps in Gullah Geechee** the only thing that has prevented me from protesting spread eagle belting old negro spirituals from my diaphragm to the heavens where my ancestors can hear my cry is the fact you denounced sugar in grits. Thatshitdisrespectful.

How is A&T always ranked above Central? They can’t even bowl good!

I was co-signing this list all the way up until #1 lol. I went to school in the south and can get down with some grits.

That is one of thee HOTTEST of takes I’ve ever heard.. Kudos to you ms.... But...

There are some black men in this comment section STILL white peopleing. Saying he should’ve said it nicer or not at all to coddle male feelings and sugar coat it to get their attention. Bitching about the tone of the title is similar to how white fragility and tears appear when they get called out on racism. It’s…

This. Self-hatred ain’t no joke.

Lightening those kids is the worst sin in all of this. I don’t feel sorry for him or Eniko, but projecting his issues onto his kids is disgusting. Wonder if he’s going to favor Eniko’s child if it ends up having lighter complexion...

Did he consider the message it sends to his children that while he maintained his complexion and his current wife’s, he had theirs lightened considerably? These images had to have his approval and he appears more attractive-does this mean this is his idealized version of them?