This is educational. His children will grow up to be technical writers.
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It hasn’t been a good couple of weeks for Darth Maria. Her memoir—the hilariously titled Unstoppable—has been…
“Very occasional friendship” = booty call.
gurl I hear u.
One of my oldest friends just came to visit. Even though we have a spare six-slot USB hub and some extra charging cables for when visitors come - yeah, I’m organized - that man came with all of his chargers. He did borrow my USB-C for a bit until he could unpack, but he was like “don’t move your charger, it’s fine…
Usually when my kids have homework they don’t understand, it’s math. And then they ask us for help, and if my wife and I both don’t understand it, then we simply write a note to the teacher that politely states we don’t know what the F they are trying to do and move on. Mind you, i have an engineering degree and had…
Well strokes can leave you with incontinence. And if there’s one way to describe Little Caesar’s it’s “imagine taking a shit in your pants.”
that’s like saying a heart attack is slightly better than a stroke.
Still better than Little Caesar’s.
“Yo, I hope Pizza Hut is open so I can grab some garlic knots on my way to salvation.”
I’m here for it, but just gonna pretend like the TSwift track doesn’t exist
“Molly was growing then decided nah...I’d double down for this impossible situation.” Molly reminds me so much of myself that it’s hard to watch. I was literally on and off with my last situation for almost 5 years before I decided enough was enough. Deep sigh. Life be lifeing.
Maybe, just maybe Bodak Yellow is trash but it gave us this so I can forget that
That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.
Throw a gun in there and you have a full on gang bang
A more intriguing question is why so many want to have an awkward threesome with both it and the Confederate flag...
I was thinking about why I love this song so much and it finally dawned on me. For the most part when women rap or sing about how awesome they are, it’s always wrapped up in how beautiful they are, and how all these dudes want to fuck them because they are the most beautiful. And it’s never too aggressive. Whereas…
I’m a millennial who grew up with real hip hop and I still love this song. I hate Mask Off and all other blubber rapsinging, but Bodak Yellow is awesome.