I don’t want to sound too counter culture here but what about something with heat and a shower? Maybe a rental?

The Bertone X1/9 had the sexy interior and as the above ad suggests, there is a lot more you can do here than you might be thinking. On the beach too. Just sayin’.

Chick Magnet #1:

Military does this all the time though, under fire no less.

I hope whoever bought this thing took a little peeky-boo underneath.  Remember, if you see daylight through the floor pan it is bad.  NP.

They forgot about the prego Arkansas Stripper(s) and getting kicked out of the Air Force for woofing down tons of blow.

400 Big Block, these things would rock.  Violent storms, shitty roads didn’t matter.  They’d blast through anything.

Haha, they really did not seem that long from the driver’s seat back in the day.  Kinda bulgy and race car-ey actually.

Ahem;

What about the Dealership’s overall Shittiness Rating?

Here is a guaranteed good time:

Parts car.

Don’t listen to these homo’s, get something you can get laid in:

What’s up with the Deuce and a half in the background ....

This thing is pipe dice to the moon. Maybe with a fresh mega turbo Porsche deal/rims/brakes and the gear box to go with it but this is just all kinds of go away.  Ciao.

They aren’t as shitty as a Scout.

I am No Dice on this one because I know they ride like ass and have a top speed something similar to a frisbee with a tail wind.  Like an attractive Lesbian Stripper, she looks cool but she will never do what you want.  That being said, this would be a fantastic promo vehicle for a restaurant delivery/wrapped in…

Remote Start is a game changer.

Well I did not think anything was cooler than an ‘86 Corvette but these give me real hope for humanity.

$2500 or best ?? Might be worth a look. Clearly meticulously maintained by an avid BMW enthusiast. Air freshener and steering wheel cover noted.