I was approaching 16ishy when these were first landing from Some Other Planet. A friend of the family desperately wanted to unload his 1 + year old ‘84 and decided I was a reasonable prospect for this transaction sooooo we went for a ride. Fuck me these things were just killer. Think direct deposit from Star Wars,…

No mention of the family events you will be expected to attend at the request of your beloved Jaguar Mechanic now that you are sending his kids to college and have established a deep, spiritual bond.  Probably brothers in a previous life even.  Nice car.  Get a Mustang and thank me later.

It is better pulling bong hits and shots of Jack.  Think they could do that shit with a basic ‘72 Chevelle?

It is better pulling bong hits and shots of Jack.  Think they could do that shit with a basic ‘72 Chevelle?

This my kinda country:

I always imagined these would be fantastic long distance travelers that could stick with the rental fleets on a mission.  Load it up with stuff too.  We all need lots of stuff.  NP.

They say football players play with a lot of pain but these guys will do this shit with broken wrists/ankles and everything else until they are unable to throw a leg over a bike.

Uncorked, fair shape, decent miles and I would crawl through exactly 500 miles of raw sewage to get another one. They sat surprising low, set a beer on the ground with the door open ...

But with the Gold Baby VIP Costco Package she could buy them in bulk.

I believe it prudent to remain baby flexible.

You don’t believe in having babies for what, dinner?

Can’t find it on the Google clickitclicks but there is an old song about Don’t Buy Your Baby a Thunderbird that goes into full detail about how the bitch will pretty much leave you.  Anyway, that’s all I got.  Make it a Great Day.

Don’t cry for me darling I have 3 more at home in the garage.

Confirmed. They shit all over everybody as hard as they can. Our hero will demonstrate:

What a shame.  The what could have been is strong with this one.  CP.

Fine I’ll just do the whole damn deal myself:  IT IS A SEDAN.

This is all kinds of forget it. Interesting novelty item but really for Marina Use Only. Don’t drive trash cans like this around, buy a real car.  Make it a Great Day.

Can’t Stand Shitty People Syndrome is REAL.  Hope this helps.  Ciao for now.

I noticed the resemblance too.  Subtle isn’t it?  But they all look pretty englishy, I mean nobody mistakes a Triumph for a Rambler.

Surely it must be larger than the F-Type? There is an MG for sale near here that I could not help but notice looks like some other older engrish cars: