Do tell.

My wife can’t watch that bit where the mom’s in elephant jail, reaching through the bars with her trunk to touch Dumbo.

Four notes into the opening song and my throat began to tighten and my eyes got the sting of tears. Nope. I can’t even finish the trailer.

Nope. If Cain touched 2nd, it is then his base, making 3rd the only base at which Yelich would be safe.

“As God is my witness, I thought an elephant could fly.”

Between this and Christopher Robin, Disney is attempting to take all my tears.

You think Tim Burton is gonna pass up the chance to put some crows in his movie? Harbingers of death, fine. Racist caricatures, not so much.

As an animator, Pink Elephants on Parade is one of my favorite things in the world. I’m excited to see what Tim Burton does with this. And Devito AND Michael Keaton - can we get Michelle Pheiffer and Chrisopher Walken in on this?!

I will go see this, I will cry like a tiny little baby girl, and none of you awful motherfuckers will be able to stop me. NONE OF YOU AWFUL MOTHERFUCKERS WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME.

My guess is that Chatwood thought Cain was going to step on 2nd, making a simple tag on Yelich an out, so no need to throw it.

On a scorecard.

Bora Milutinović will only be 81 by then.

They will truck in natural grass, if needed. Something they couldn’t be bothered with for the womenfolk.

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

Don’t even joke about that

It’s going to be really interesting to see how far Bruce Arena takes this squad with home field advantage.

I bet you haven’t gone and fucked yourself yet. Have you gone and fucked yourself yet? Because I really want you to go fuck yourself. So do the three other people who liked my post in which I told you to go fuck yourself.

No. Go fuck yourself.

Wathing, moneto, and Dinsey are my terrorist cell activation words.

You must be fun at parties.