Right?

“His dream’s desert daylight diffusion dictated disturbances in the void of visual detail.”

Dude, there are QUOTES FROM THE BOOK in these reviews.

Ernie Banks spent his whole career asking for this and he wasn’t around to enjoy it.

If goalkeeping doesn’t work out for him, there’s a spot on the Met’s pitching staff.

I’ve seen some of these games play out... not the dumbest idea to pretend it never happened.

Portrait mode is not admissible in court.

In all seriousness, can someone tell me why a 66 year old paraplegic was tasked with controlling access to the field at the Super Bowl?

*The 12th Man in Your Mom

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

I know Rusty Hardin is a famous and accomplished attorney, but his name still sounds like a supporting cast member of “The 13th Man in Your Mom, Vol. 6".

Barnstorming teams in the modern day would be fucking awesome.

I do love hearing wealthy celebrities with armed security guards call for gun control.

Good thing you were so easy to spot.

What a bummer.

What an odd way for the Giants to start an even year.

IS THAT MY EGO IN THERE???

Sean Penn looks like an angry walnut.

I feel like this is a good sentiment but you give terrible examples.

The game-day experience at Safeco Field is absolutely top notch except for the actual baseball game part.