Can you imagine if “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” was released today? This site would have ten articles already making fun of all the cartoon guest stars.

My dad will be retiring this year after 50 years teaching AB/BC calculus, and he loved showing this film in his class. Looking back it may be a bit hokey, but it sure motivated and inspired him to make calculus something fun that his students looked forward to.

Take a nap, Chicken Little.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Deadspin would actually be a good name for this ride.

Kinja was his kryptonite!

FLAWLESS. VICTORY.

Does being able to bring back the old AV club comments section count?

Well you DO give off the foul odor of all LARPers.

The power to crush the heads of unsuspecting people using only my thumb and forefinger position in my line of sight just so...

This is obviously fake, you idiots. The highest point in the whole stupid state is like 4,000 ft. There are no ski resorts in Georgia.

I always just assumed it was ascended into heaven, for it could accomplish nothing higher here on Earth.

I just assumed it exploded into a thousand purple doves, who then became a flock that formed into his symbol before ascending into the rafters to have sweet, freaky purple dove sex.

This is pretty cool. Though I think a better mystery is, did he really expect people to call him the glyph that he changed his name to

You get a guitar! And you get a guitar! You all get guitars!

A ski patroller once told me that if you’re ever on a chairlift that starts running backwards, jump off. Because falling a few feet is better than the alternative.

The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

*checks to make sure no one died* Ok good.

Holographic, naked, Perry on Perry, knife fight. I can’t believe I just typed that.