Putin would’ve shot him himself.

Eh...I would prefer stories based on actual events to be more truthful than not but in this case...who cares? I can use/not use Facebook as a product or service and it has nothing to do with how I view Mark Zuckerberg. Unless he’s drowning kittens in vats of pudding and laughing maniacally about it...I don’t really…

Is Emma Stone too old to play Lilo?

I’m just so happy that Gina can now dance full time.

Or...just let it happen. Let the pearl clutching commence.

Couldn’t agree more. They’re starting to get a little too prog-y and not enough rock-y. But I’d still rather listen to this than 90% of what’s current now.

Cookie Monster and Grover as trans lovers. So hot.

Counterpoint...the Quarter Pounder is pretty tasty.

I’m Beigein’ It!®

High? Harrison Ford? Do wookies shit in the woods?

Oh man...if only Beavis and Butthead were around to love this.

It’s a fact. Echo and the Bunnymen recorded a song named Happy Death Men. That’s all I got.

As a Laker fan...I would not mind being destroyed in round two because that means there was a round one.

“Puddin’ Pops” has taken on a now, horrifying new meaning.

Can we be friends?

I’M BATE’N!

Do slave bikinis count as tech?

2 were handed red cards! What did the other 9 get, purple cards?

Not sure what’s worse, what you mentioned or AV Club going right along with it and posting this. Less work for the AV Club staff! Extra half hour for lunch!

No..you’re in Hell.