Stick a fawk in ‘em.

Unchained by Van Halen. Because I rock hard. That or something by Cocteau Twins.

As much as I like Chris Rock and as much as I didn’t like Season 3 anywhere near as 1 and 2...if we don’t get Jim Gaffigan...it all means nothing.

Bravo. That was really well said/written/thought out.

This guy is destined for the Astros.

Ha. That’s exactly what happened. At the last second Joseph must’ve said to himself “I’m not Chris Coghlan....ABORT! ABORT!”

Wench. Or serving wench. They love that.

IS THAT A BANANA ON YOUR ALBUM COVER OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?!

It’s bigger than the biggest budgeted thing he’s ever done? Dude is getting awfully excited over $2000.

I thought she was the one who was going to take over for Alex. And then I realized he’s just pointing at her boob.

Counterpoint: Harrison Ford runs terribly in movies.

I don’t really care what anyone says before they’re 18 because kids are dumb.

I haven’t made a mistake since 1998. Bought a Ford Taurus.

I only wish it could’ve been Chase Utley to get the hit.

People banned from baseball for life don’t get a say in matters of baseball.

And to go further down the rabbit hole; and excuse the length of my previous post, it looks a little bit like a manifesto! I just thought of something; by my definition, stunt work probably could be considered a special effect in that the stunt is trying to make you believe that Tom Cruise has just been hit in the…

A special effect is something that is meant to trick the audience into thinking something actually happened but which did not. Whether that be a miniature/model, a matte painting backdrop or the 3D animation of the Transformer robots, for example. (And there are a billion of other examples but I’ll keep it at that...)

WTH...I couldn’t make it through the trailer without tearing up and now I can’t even make it through this without tearing up? I’m going to have to see this in an empty theater so as to not burden anyone with my sobbing.

You missed out...Solo was really, really good.

They’re delicious!