Dad is great! Eating chocolate cake!

When I was in prison, we got pudding pops every night after lights out. Terribly painful.

His lawyer also deleted a tweet that said “Jung Ho, Jung Ho, a pirates life for me...”

Not sure what you were expecting...this man is a slightly more animated version of Al Gorebot.

Good point, I should’ve said full ride scholarship. Good athletes get full ride scholarships, at least they did at my school. My school recruited junior high schools for football players!

Wang a bone...

That didn’t ring true to me...if he’s good enough to be the captain of his team, private high schools have a way of giving out scholarships to star athletes. Since like the beginning of time.

I know...for the win!

That’ll be tomorrow’s topic.

Slap Shot FTW.

Impossible...but hey, I’m bored...

Let’s just cut to the chase and let some AI autobot do it. I’m guessing it couldn’t do any worse than Suicide Squad or Justice League.

While the two shows are quite different, one thing Westworld shares with Game Of Thrones, besides a massive budget and outsized ambition, is boobs.

I like the show and it’s fun to watch with my kids but I could do with a lot less of these two clowns, especially Gbaja-Biamila.

I loved, loved, loved this movie. And I don’t usually like scary/monster movies. Not a perfect movie but man, it was a lot of fun.

I like what’s covering her good heart.

Killin’ is my bidness...and bidness been good!

BACK IN THE US...BACK IN THE US...BACK IN THE USSR ALIVE!

That only works if you can stay alive.

The main guy doesn’t look or act like Harrison Ford? What trailer are you watching? I thought he does a pretty good job. Does it work for 2 hours? We’ll see.