A bouncy manic pixie girl playing punk rock guitar? I approve.

South Park or GTFO.

She’s definitely doubled down.

She’s always been pretty vile, that’s her schtick.

Was just going to say the same thing and you probably did it better than I would have!

You are two things!

Those giant “chewy” sweet tarts are ALWAYS stale. It’s a fact.

My fantasy team is ruined. RUINED!

Ms. Marvel if you’re nasty.

Is there a skill for that?

(5) Alexa saw me walking around my house naked, and couldn’t contain herself.

I thought the same way but my bro-heim got me one for Christmas and now I don’t know how I lived without it. They had me at “Alexa, turn on tv”.

Did she turn you down when you asked her to go to the winter formal with you?

I’m pretty sure Oprah said we must see this film.

I can only base my opinion from seeing the trailers...and the trailers look awful. If you can’t make a trailer look good, that’s not a good sign.

RED DAWN!

You’ve obviously forgotten the War on Drugs.

And an airbrushed topless image of Helen Mirren on the nose!

If I were that guy, I’d get that thing painted in gold metallic.

#OscarsSoBoring