You’ve obviously forgotten the War on Drugs.

And an airbrushed topless image of Helen Mirren on the nose!

If I were that guy, I’d get that thing painted in gold metallic.

#OscarsSoBoring

Wha wha wha? Alison Janney was amazing and yet, not going to be upset if Metcalf wins it. They are both deserving. And yeah, I think my favorite movie of the year was I, Tonya although it’s not an Oscar-ish-type movie so I’m fine with it not being nominated.

So hot.

They show up overnight like hidden immunity idols.

No barfing but...

Delayed for two weeks. I’d uber home if need be.

I imagine the forward being; PROPERTY LAW IS FUCKING AMAZING! I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AWESOME BUT IT IS! BELIEVE IN PROPERTY LAW! PROPERTY LAW SAVED MY LIFE AND IT’S WORTH LIVING FOR! ENJOY THIS BOOK AND AFTER CHAPTER FOUR, TAKE A PINBALL BREAK AND PARTY HARD!

Wow. I generally assume most things I read on the internet are false but I so want this story to be true!

Requiem for a Dream...the perfect analogy!

See...I prefer the upbeat. Different strokes...for different folks.

Huh...interesting. I’ll be using my right hand because my left hand is used for more important things.

Wouldn’t you use your right hand?

My first thought was “if only Chris Farley were still alive” but if he were alive...he’d be in like his 50's. Let that one sink in.

I had a psychology teacher in high school say “if you can think of something sexually, someone has already done it. Billions of times.”

Hey, hey, hey..it’s Fat Alfred!

The locals call it Hotlanta.

I concur. Except Stephanie is not hotter than Parvati.