I believe it’s Stretch Armstrong’s son. 

Buttermilk pancakes filled with fresh banana slices and topped with creamy banana pudding, more banana slices, NILLA® wafer cookie pieces, whipped topping and Minion sprinkles.

I know they also have special menu items at participating IHoPs

If you see one it’s to late.  It means there are like a thousand living in you walls.  

Agreed. I grew up in the mid-90s. We filmed ourselves skating, skiing/boarding, mtb, etc. We LOVED seeing each other bail more then we loved seeing ourselves land. As long as everyone was semi-okay it was great to re-watch over and over. I literally know that we had the same reactions that these guys had: watch…

We didn’t have...access to gallons of horse semen.

I blame Buster Keaton. 

Lighten up, Francis.

Did you take home cobbled dirtbikes into the forest preserve, hack your own trail off the paved bike trail to the river, build up a big dirt jump, and try to jump the bike over the edge of the river and grab the rope hanging from the tree branch?

Evel is certainly the culprit for me.

Well, we drove mopeds off a roof into a pool, AND we had guns, so not out of the question.

And access to gallons of horse semen.

Die, heretic!

“And what happened to Ezra Miller, grandpa?”

And park next to a landscape island, so at least one side of your car is unlikely to get dinged by a car door, shopping cart, etc.

If there’s a line straddler in a prime spot and your car is small enough to get in the space beside them without becoming a straddler yourself, you must take the space. Even if it means there’s barely enough space between you to slide a sheet of paper, you must teach them a lesson. If someone doesn’t then they’ll…

I thought the mother and Miller co-owned the farm and did not realize it was plural pronoun nonsense until I read your comment.

It’s also the definition of not enough Gorilla tape.  Even Red/Green has to update their definition of the Handyman’s secret weapon at some time!

Why, isn’t that what Gorilla tape is for?