F Scott Fitzgerald: “The American dream is hollow. It is built on dishonest mythologizing, careless wealth-hoarding, blindly hedonist parties, deadly nihilism... and at root, a deep sense of loneliness.”

But we need a Season 4 where they play in Champions League!  And then Season 5 when Ted goes to the MLS!

it’s so funny that under normal circumstances this show would just get to be the fun, low stakes sitcom it should be and run for 9 seasons, but because it was such a covid mega-hit and it’s the streaming era it needs to have all this consideration.

need at least a full season to do justice to Evil Nate

This is why I’d love them to end with three. Leave me content, but wanting more. If that’s how they came into it do it, and if the opportunity presents for continuation properly close it and move to it, don’t film an ending and figure out fluff to last another 3-4 seasons longer than it should have ever. 

I want season 3 to be so good that I want more, but at this point I’m okay with stopping at 3.

As a kid, the episodes were my favorite bits. As an adult with working knowledge of music, the music video commentary is my favorite part. The inventive digression and musical jabs are constantly great

Shut up, fartknocker

I am having the equivalent if a sugar rush rn. I’m so excited.

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

Exactly. How many different sources does Shake Shack get their inventory from?

This feels like reaching.

So her song is running up that chart?

I will say it upsets me a bit, but I am definitely not going to tell people how they can absorb art. I know my feelings are wrong.

Your mom’s weight.

Yuss. It’s good, very good even, and the aerial photography is some kind of a technical achievement. I enjoyed it more than TG ’86. But the reviews are, like, rapturous. Like lives have been changed, like the movies have been saved. Not sure what that is all about.

Checks out.  I’ve seen Splash. I know Daryl is a women’s name.

They misunderstood the EW article they pulled it from which says “It marked the 75th time McKinnon uttered the show’s iconic opening line during her 11-season tenure, the second most of any cast member (just behind Darrell Hammond)“.

SERIOUSLY?!? Kenan Thompson is the longest tenured cast member; he’s heading into his 20th year. Put some respeck on his name.

And the four Yang mentioned are HARDLY “the best to ever do it.” Kate McKinnon went from playing wacky characters to playing “Kate McKinnon dressed up as a wacky character.” Pete Davidson was…

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