This is not what I expected Tatooine to be like between Episodes III and IV.

Just in 2019, the world got to throw up their lightsabers as Lucasfilm altered the iconic Han/Greedo scene (again) with the launch of Disney+.

“Obi-Wan? Oh, behave!” (hornily)

I need a change of pants.

I’m against fame as a concept, and don’t at all like people who seek fame for its’ own sake.

You can’t Venmo strippers.  It’s for...film research.

Instead of speaking to the teller and letting her know how much money he wanted to withdraw, he slipped her a note that read, “I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I’d like to be discreet.”

As opposed to the 75% minority?

I would rather see more of her as Yelena Belova, but she has bills to pay I guess

It’s the year 2022: Everything is black or white, bad or good, wet or dry. Middle ground does not exist, there is no grey area, and you can ONLY eat your burger before your fries or your fries before your burger. So if you’re thinking about trying to take a bit of a burger, putting a fry in your mouth and chewing them…

What kind of fake news is this? What about the third type of person who isn’t a psycho and just eats their fries in between bites of burger until both are gone?

Have we actually settled on a nickname? Is it RBatz? Battison? I don't want to make a fool of myself at non-existent parties, so I need to know the correct one! 

Yeah, he’s straightforwardly describing a character that’s not Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Why would an actor get to make such a decision? Bruce Wayne, millionaire playboy, is sorta the deal. If the screenwriters want to move away from it, so be it. But he is who he is. What’s next? He’s not rich? Or the Batman?

Been boycotting my Russian step-mom for a while now, and it still feels pretty good. Especially good now.

Then I’ll just drive half the way to work.

He didn't shave it, it got rubbed off. From the friction. 

I was just thinking about The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh a couple of weeks ago.

How dare you forget Kurt Rambis.  He taught me that people with glasses could one day grow up to be near people with talent.

If only someone had thought of casting Will Ferrell in this, it would have been fantastic!