Hey Captain Crossfit!

Somehow, I have to think this concept would work better as a Type 3 Squareback. 

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A Florida man...

Sorry it’s hard to understand you with BMW’s nutsack crammed in your mouth.

If only we had some kind of portable device that could take a photograph to commemorate occasions. Maybe hook it up to some kind of invisible information network that would let us to instantly share those memories with friends and family.

What’s the big deal about souvenirs? Is it really so hard to remember an event that you need some sort of physical stimulus? I get mementos from major life events, like the little hospital bracelets that your babies wore after they were born, but a ticket stub from a ball game? Our society fetishizes clutter.

Here are some things that may be of some assistance:

I generally like people

Boys!  Girls kiss boys!

I’m sorry, but putting one of those God films and a D’Souza is kind of cheap and lazy. They’re not films that should even be acknowledged and it’s not like either one had a chance at being competent or anything other that preaching propaganda to the choir. It’s no different than just filling the list with DTV Asylum…

That just raises further questions

I thought Spielberg was able to salvage RP1 into something forgettable but not out-and-out awful. Although as someone who doesn’t play video games my internal monologue for most of the movie was “holy shit you fucking nerds are ridiculous.”

As opposed to Tab Ramos, that has done an amazing job with the US U20 team, which featured many of the players that are now on the main team? 

The Lobster was one of the most quietly bizarre movies I’ve ever seen. But I couldn’t stop thinking about it, after watching it.

That’s the spirit!

There was no point of the original movie apart from making money. The purpose of a corporation like Disney is to enhance shareholder value.

IT’S NOT JIF, IT’S GIF MARIE!

It’s called the ‘Dutch oven’. Don’t ask me how or why I know this.

This might be a sign of mental illness.