If you think my thought process is a simplistic as “asking questions is akin to saying she’s a liar” you’re way off.

.... and all these people are just setting us up for Hanks’ ultimate downfall.

The singer who sang about that kid who lived on the second floor?

“I have spent my whole career being a champion for women, which is why I’ve also spent my whole career harassing and yelling at them. Sorry about the confusion.”

Time wounds all heels.

three two six - three eight two seven!

I’m learning a lot.

That photo of him looks like he has to tell Lord Vader the rebels have slipped away again. 

I’m a room service waiter. I was dropping something off in his room (a gift from the group he was there as a part of) and, rather unexpectedly, he was there. Pantsless.

I feel like it was the Peter Principle that got him to the job he has, and now he will lose it due to the lack of principles of his peter.

> Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

Explain!

Spike Lee angrily tweets Axl Rose’s address.

I mean, I assume that the reason they keep talking about it is that people keep asking them about it, not that they just brought it up out of the blue and without prompting at a Clone High panel.

I know he did a lot of stuff that isn’t “PC” today, like goading people to murder— but let’s remember, that was a very different time.

For once, a death to be happy about. Good fucking riddance.

The photo was taken with her camera, without her knowledge, so that she would find it upon coming home and feel like shit. It was designed to make her feel like shit. It’s really that simple. Look, I’m not going to pretend it was the worst thing ever like a lot of people on here. But it’s textbook sexual harassment.…

When you slide into third and you feel a little turd...

I think George was being fecesitious.