The two of them should make a baby.

It can be two things!

Killing old people now,huh? To stay ahead of the curve, I guess it’s time for me to dust off my screenplay Children’s Hospital Serial Killer.

I used to do some recording in my earlier life and the way I understood it is...at the hands of a talented producer/engineer, they use autotune and you don’t even know it; created originally to fix minor moments of out of tuneness. When it became a “thing”, (I want to say it was Cher?) it was an accident originally…

Best Use of Autotune

An online portfolio is fine, ma’am.

I’m guessing this was written so as to keep the Academy away from his Oscar but...I do respect this in that; most of the time...people who do stupid shit like Smith say “I take responsibility for my actions” but there’s no responsibility taken, because there’s no consequences. It’s just hollow words.

Someone’s been doin’ crunches and someone’s gonna show them off no matter what!

I’d prefer Will Smith to Morrissey...

I’m married but if I wasn’t, I’d definitely use an app/service/what have you.

I worked for a video game company for a hot minute years ago in LA. I went to E3 and it was exactly what you’d think it is...a bunch of sweaty nerds oogling super hot women in ridiculous revealing outfits trying to get your attention to whatever game the company that hired them to promote.

...with a lawsuit...

Mr. Willis has been known to be “difficult”.

I don’t know about all of his restaurants but I had one of the best lunches I’ve ever had at his Gordon Ramsey Burger restaurant in Vegas.

There’s only one kind of slappin’ I want to hear about...

Apparently there was.

TO: And not to replace?

https://kareem.substack.com/p/will-smith-did-a-bad-bad-thing?utm_campaign=post&utm_source=direct&s=r

Maybe they’ll be fighting all of those neo-Nazi’s in Ukraine?!

Do you really want to see Dave Grohl play the drums and sing??? For a whole concert? Even Phil Collins didn’t do that!