This story gives me a boner! It’s good! It’s good!

I thought it was Ally Sheedy circa Breakfast Club!

I feel like this is the equivalent of me apologizing for working at McDonald’s when I was younger. I needed gas money. She needed a house.

Boom. Drop the mic.

Doctor Hugh

I have a whole backstory about this in my head...and let me tell you...she knew what she was doing.

...you know...because of the hotness exuded...

I’m guessing she’s very well connected but yeah, it probably wasn’t easy.

Don’t do it. I know it’s tempting but. don’t. do. it. It’s just going to cause hurt feelings. If you feel like you’re being severely underpaid, you should probably go somewhere else. The best way to move up is to move...until you find the job you really love. Then money doesn’t have as much to do with it.

The brisket was surprisingly good. I also like their carne asada.

Ha! Bring on the dancing Bono!

I’m not a huge fan of Righteous Gemstones (VP and EaD are far superior but that’s another subject) but she kills it in everything she does. She reminds me of a female Jason Mantzoukas in a way, but with JM, he’s better in small does. I think Edi could do a show on her own for sure.

I would’ve given you two stars if you had said “Guido”.

They had ONE job.

SPOILER ALERT

I like how you capitalized more.

Technically, yes.

I did not know that!

Yakov Smirnoff is now Jerry Heineken.

Fixed the title for you!