Cody Bellinger...is quite dreamy? Are you sure you’re not confusing him with Corey Seager?

That sounds sexy...tell me more...

But seriously, what about your nards?

Making California look like a reasonable place to live.

Coming...heh heh heh.

Well there’s your problem, it’s “bow-chicka-bow-bow”.

I’m kind of old. In fact, I bet I’m close to being twice the writer’s age. But it sounds like my mom wrote this piece. TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY GRANDMA!

This is Germany...that ain’t chocolate...

Oh damn, here’s Greta Gerwig, looking shitfaced...

Yeah, I wasn’t sure if it deserved to be in the Best of list but it should’ve made it here. One of the few shows I like that has gotten better each season and not worse.

Ralph Breaks the Internet: While Ralph was breaking the internet, Vanellope was breaking my heart! Aahhhh. Seriously, really good. And although maybe not super ingenious, I really liked how they portrayed the internet in graphical form.

To make money. What’s the point of making any movie?

Iron Man was bland and generic?

So...what you’re saying is...you want this new version to look like the old version. Then what’s the point? They’re obviously (although not to you) going for a real world look. The real world isn’t saturated in color, dumbholes. I swear, does EVERYONE HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING? Slow news day? I’m sure…

HEY! His mom is still really, really, really good.

Keep beefin’...there’s a spot for KD a couple hours south.

What images are “legitimately disturbing”?? Are you people watching the same trailer as I am? This looks really interesting. The only part I was disappointed at was the weather vane at the top of the castle, it should’ve been Timothy Mouse cracking the whip, like at the top of the Dumbo ride at Disneyland.

Unashamedly...Xanadu/ELO.

IX won’t open like Solo. Because it’s Abram’s baby and everyone who like TFA will be there in droves. Plus it’s the last one for this trilogy. The last one. You’d be an idiot to watch all 8 previous movies and then boycott this one...because of the Solo movie. But be my guest. One less person checking their phone…

Careful friend, careful...