Better get my resume updated, I’ve always wanted to be an exec!

I believe Chvrches are mixing their 3rd album as we speak. As I speak. Type. Whatever.

There weren’t enough celebrity deaths for my liking in 2017. Here’s to 2018!

Trust me...we are nowhere near the pinnacle.

I heard an interview of Peele and he said he didn’t consider the movie a comedy. It was supposed to be an old school horror movie that had funny moments.

I enjoyed The Last Jedi too!

I’m behind you liberal sex dog...right. be. hind. you.

I said I was hoping???

I’m fine with this. Lakers aren’t making a run for the playoffs, might as well make it entertaining.

I just watched The Florida Project and I don’t understand the attention it’s getting. It might deserve to be on a list of Top 25-50 but #1? Balderdash. Outside of Dafoe and possibly the Halley actress, the acting was poor. It felt a lot like Boyhood to me, in tone and I didn’t like that either. And yeah, I was in the…

^This

I watched The Florida Project and I’m so disappointed. I was really looking forward to it and it just felt really flat to me. I’d like to discuss the ending but obviously, spoilers, so I won’t. The performances are really good and it was good to see Willem Dafoe in a good role but yeah...overall, not impressed.

I play a game with myself to see how fast I can mute/change the channel when I hear the Kars for Kids song. I can usually do it in two notes.

I’ve been told that I’d love Black Mirror and you just reminded me so thanks.

TV - The Leftovers, each season got exponentially better with S3 being beyond amazing.

I think the Grimes and Janelle collaboration was in 2015 or 2016...but yeah...that. I can’t wait for some new Grimes, hopefully in 2018?

Don’t get me excited!

Haven’t you heard? It’s all the rage! All the kids are doing it!

And by “your outrage”, I don’t mean you personally. Obviously. It’s a little silly for me to feel like I have to point that out but it is what it is, isn’t it?

What in my sentence would make you feel that I’m “outraged”? I’m personally bored by the faux outrageurs. I’m hoping that 2018 will bring upon a new enlightenment but I’m afraid I’m going to be disappointed yet once again.