Maybe they were going as Linus?

When I was a senior in high school, I went to a college Halloween party. Waaaay out of my element, I came upon a very pretty young lady in a nursing uniform and knee pads. I actually got the nerve to go up and talk to her. She told me she was the head nurse.

I once flew to Toronto from the states. When I went through customs, I was asked “where are you coming from?” and I, not trying to be snarky but being kind of young and dumb, said “America”. The lady then gave me this kind of fed up, she’s heard this a million time look and says “you’re in America...which one?” to…

I mean, who wouldn’t be traumatized by being turned down by Gwyneth or Angelina Jolie??

He’s saying that they’re lying about it being non-consensual....so....

If he’s saying these women are lying...what does he need counseling for?? So weird. I try not to think of what it must’ve been like for these women but I get a strong Jabba the Hutt/Princess Leia vibe.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....KEEP THOSE CUTE LITTLE GUYS AWAY FROM RICHARD GERE!

In about 100 years, my great grandchildren will get to tear this statue down when, once and for all, celebrities will be scorned as much as Confederate war criminals. I’m so proud of my future spawn.

Is this the proper place to bring up the fact that AV Undercover is a poor imitation of what it once was?

Weird Al and Michael Bolton?

Someone from Des Moines who watches SNL regularly would know who Weinstein is.

I will be one of those who absolutely avoids it. Because I have this thing that seems to be in short supply called delayed gratification.

I believe we are at a standstill. The only way to bypass this impasse, besides agreeing with me because God was written after Glass Onion, is to play a game of rock/paper/scissors.

The answer can be found on Paul’s Boutique...I believe he was bald.

I was the Walrus
But now I’m John

Nope.

The only shocking thing about this is that anybody is actually shocked about this.

John was a walrus.

I do. not. understand. the love for Snowpiercer. I thought it was laughably bad. The only thing I can say good about it was the premise. The premise was interesting. But I can say that about a lot of movies.

Wow. What a great episode. I can’t remember when a character’s death affected me more as I was watching it. I lost it. That doesn’t usually happen to me.