true, he’s not as wet or wet in the same way like our boy zuccc—but he is soggy, like a plastic grocery bag filled with trash water. 

“wet president”

Also as I pointed out in one of the other articles, holy hell those pupils.

NPR explained it as referring to the last budget passed with Democratic support, which provided $X for border security, but specifically stated that none of that money could be used for the concrete wall proposed by Trump, but some of that money could be used to build new or repair existing steel barriers in certain…

Credit does have to be given to them for drawing a line in the sand that they can’t cross without making themselves a national embarrassment. They actually seemed to have learned a lesson from last year and are making Trump own the negative consequences of this shutdown.

They already are being funneled into the official border crossings.  The problem is Agent Orange refuses to hire more immigration judges and there’s a backlog of 700,000+ cases. 

Okay guys, fingers crossed.  I interviewed for a job I really want today.

As soon as she mentioned wasting “billions of dollars on an expensive and ineffective wall,” I knew it was coming - and busted out laughing when she said it.

I’m genuinely curious, what part of this read to you like she was questioning his sexuality? I mean, obviously I’ve heard the rumors, but mostly I just thought she was commenting on how weird a couple the two of them are - most politicians don’t date actresses.  

I don’t doubt his stated sexuality! But I am surprised someone who so fervently supported Bernie in 2016 is (allegedly) dating Cory Booker.

I don't think Splinter gives Pelosi enough credit for her fantastic "are you fucking serious?" face. 

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

We’ve seen this script before.

I dug Stern Chuck. Nancy drove it home. Dude, Rafi, they threw it back in the “President’s” orange “face”, and made him own his STUPD FUCKING SHUTDOWN. Didn’t budge. I dig it. Trump will never get Wall. He will cave.

“The speech—of the president’s sniffy “gotta act like a serious leader” sort”

We need more presidents with beards! Also boobs. More presidents with boobs.

I lol'd at the "At the insistence of Democrats, the wall will be made of steel instead of concrete; see, I can compromise too!" Line. Like. WTF mate.

It was, in short, all a huge waste of everyone’s time, and the shutdown is no closer to being solved than it ever was.

I would say she can do better

Hahaha - “I don’t know, as I will never love.” Same girl, same.