great piece of writing!

The Times piece cited herein confirms that she was bought out of her stake in the Athens club. Why I read that whole thing, I don’t know, but now you don’t have to.

Or maybe she’s both a victim of abuse, and an asshole.

So, we’re all in agreement that Lindsay was the basis of Sarah Lynn, right?

Just watch her garble-berating Weinstein’s wife for leaving him when his attempted rapes/indiscretions came out.  

Has Lohan formally become a citizen of Dubai, or has she retained American citizenship, or dual citizenship or what?  Because if she’s still an American citizen, that would obviously impact how she’s treated in Dubai, and would make her comments about the freedoms of women there to be really blinkered.  

Hello hello, a guest appearance!

I felt really badly watching her spiral, because she was pretty much the only person in her social circle who got there with their own talent instead of family money. I think her horrible grifter parents broke her and her celebutante buddies finished the job.

Ellie! Are you back or is this just a guest appearance?

For a second I thought you fed a bunch of his tweets to a chatbot, but then I realized what you did.

Wall Force!

You can’t see or feel it because of the Space Age, very immense Nuclear (my Uncle, blah, blah very good at The Nuclear)... but it repels Mexicans and triples the deficit because of how hard we’re winning the war on imported steel.

Spoiler- The Obama home does not have a 10 ft wall surrounding it.

I always forget that Donald J. Trump, who boasts his experience in real estate and construction, wants to build a transparent wall in the desert. I just want someone to explain to me how that works and I freely admit that this might be my ignorance here, but that sounds questionable.

Word.

No. NO. 

There are actual “PUPPY STORES” in Ohio that pretty much only sell Amish puppy mill dogs.

So Trump kidnaps Fed employee raises — which is pretty obvious.
Anyone wanna bet Trump offers up an exec order reversal to Dems if they give him his wall money. His Trumpertantrum is going to get worse this week. Stephen Miller & Mulvaney gonna pull all kinds of horseshit petty acts outta their bags of tricks. Dems…

I’m just going to leave this here:

How is it that anyone believes anything he says?