Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

I thought host cities were traditionally chosen on the basis of where Matt Lauer sees himself wanting to grope the local population in 4-8 years.

Fun fact: Due to previous “austerity” legislation, some Secret Service agents were gonna be working without pay even without the shut down.

It’s all on you Donnie. 

Well, Trump IS giving Syria to Russia. Because now Russia gets a much bigger foothold in the Middle East.

I always knew Ryan is a feckless hack. So Trump wanted what he wanted and “Good boy” took it back to the House and shat on a done deal. WTF... what a shit guy Ryan is.

“Well, we got our clocks cleaned in the midterms by backing this idiot ... idea, let’s do what he wants!”

Trump had help here - Paul Ryan wiped it all away after a single meeting in the WH.

I know it’s pointless to rail against this, but I’ll just never be able to get over this era in our government, or how poorly it reflects on the voters.

I’m pretty sure centrists get the hint. Why do you think Pelosi and Schumer were trying to divert this disaster? They helped get the original deal passed in both houses without the wall funding. It’s the Squatter in Chief that blew the art of this deal.

“What if we instead added $5.7B in teacher pay?” Ocasio-Cortez wrote. “Or replacing water pipes? Or college tuition/prescription refill subsidies? Or green jobs? But notice how no one’s asking the GOP how they’re paying for it.”

Also, the lack of pubes thing doesn't make any sense. As he says in his song: "And every last inch of me's covered with hair!"

I was thinking he might have an average-ish cock but with enormous balls, which he is unnecessarily proud of given they make his dick look tiny in comparison. Not that I've ever given this much thought before this post.

Agreed. He's painfully large and refuses to put in the foreplay that the average bag requires. He also thinks that jackhammer speed is the key to female pleasure.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

"Someday my prince will cum."

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

It explains so much. The vaguely phallic antler decorations. The obsession with a trophy wife. Lashing out when Belle clearly cares about the Beast (whose dick would surely be far bigger than it is in his human state).

No one's slick as Gaston