@Josh Duhamel

The first time was the last time for me. I used to go to the east coast every year to visit my in-laws, and for the first couple of years I was very into doing “east coast things.” I wanted to visit White Castle on my first visit. I wanted to go to White Castle, a classic diner, Grand Central Station, the Statue of…

This one time I wasn’t high as fuck...

I love Heidi.

not about this case, but it still applies:

I hope that shows the tide against abortion is turning because I was worried abortion was gong to be made outlawed. A lot of damage has already been done and a lot of women have already been hurt.

By that logic you would also need to ban car a/c controls, car stereos, maps, mirrors, makeup, food, purses, wallets, combs, and brushes. They have all been contributing factors to accidents caused by distracted drivers. But there is one thing common to all of them, humans getting distracted by stupid shit and getting…

In the nicest way possible.... FUCK YOU! Ban me from driving, Sorry but some of us take it seriously and love it. I drive back and forth between Chicago and Atlanta even though flights are stupidly cheap because I love driving. Let’s ban your smart phone. It’s proven to be a distraction in every facet of life, people…

Banning humans overall seems ideal tbqhf

“Observa Theroada!”

Its glorified cruise control and nothing more. The way irresponsible Tesla drivers have been using it this was really inevitable.

He was watchin the feature film when he shoulda been watchin the trailer!

So on a tangent, is Alissa Walker going to retract her article yesterday and advocate banning DVD players if it turns out this numbnut was watching a movie instead of paying attention to the road?

Which one’s the pizza?

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

I’m wondering how long until Russell’s new divorce.

So....how long until Katy Perry announces her engagement now that Russell is engaged?

I like Swiffidle

ilu

“never felt this way before”