This is perfect.

I’m sorry; I can’t get on board. The original Heathers was perfect. No one asked for this bullshit.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

....

hey girl, whats ursine?

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Cease Bowel Functions.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Heart of Darkness: needs more white ladies 2/10 would not read again

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Sooooo, her bio says she’s currently 29, which makes her 12 years of age in 1999, the year she says she lived alone in “the jungle with big spiders and poor little children with AIDS and, and, and . . . insert cliche here.”

“As for the question of small businesses, “the fact of the matter is if the only way a business can succeed is by working someone at 60 hours a week for $25,000 a year, if the profit margin is that small, then that business has really big problems in and of itself,” she said. “That’s not the model we need to embrace…

I’m pretty sure it’s a Y2K bug.

literally every person in braavos is on my shit list right now for not HELPING THE CHILD WHO IS PROFUSELY BLEEDING FROM THE ABDOMEN AND CLEARLY NEEDS ASSISTANCE

Can it fly?

It has always been anti business. That is why we need government regulations as much as some Americans love everything “business” and hate everything government.

When did paying people for their work become “anti business?”

obligatory: the pencil thing is a myth. :)

There was a short or music video released that aped a snuff film. It naturally didn't get any airplay, but it was circulated among fans widely enough that it managed to set off a police investigation to find out if it was real. Man, now I'm having GeoCities, Buddyhead, and Now I'm Nothing website flashbacks