There is no simple answer but here’s what I do know: white people are more likely to take other white people seriously. Call your racist grandfather out (I’m speaking hypothetically, not personally). Call your racist aunt out. Call your racist friend out. They are more likely to listen to you than me because they look…

It’s never the gun that killed people that matters, it’s the gun the dead ones didn’t have.

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

Theirs wasn’t a choice. It was a mandate from heaven.

BARREN LIKE MINE FIELD OF FUCKS FOR THIS DUMB PERSON.

Technically, that’s what makes it not a theory.

Just tell them they’re not that attractive and you don’t know who let them talk. Maybe if they were hotter you would listen to their opinions.

come on tho, everywhere is terrible. Not especially Florida, including Florida. And I would take Florida drivers over these SLOW ASS OREGONIANS WHO WON’T DRIVER FASTER THAN 45 ON THE INTERSTATE

It’s not about finding the bar, it’s about avoiding the hellscape of traffic. My GPS sends me the most efficient way.

An old Navy Officer I worked with told me about filing a TFOA report after unloading the bombs from a Jet. Stands for “Things fell off Aircraft” Might be a bolt, might be a bomb.

He got served.

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

"Do? Well, I've never watched a person asphyxiate before, so here's my chance."

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

Staring at a paper map while driving is also not a recommended way of driving if you want to lead a long and healthy life.

o’nutters

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE AND I AM FOR IT

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