The only way we can stop the systematic draining of the planet’s natural resources is by reducing the population. Most experts suggest a sustainable population is only about 2 billion, so we’ll need a longterm one-child per couple policy or something like that. I can’t see it happening, though.

There is no simple answer but here’s what I do know: white people are more likely to take other white people seriously. Call your racist grandfather out (I’m speaking hypothetically, not personally). Call your racist aunt out. Call your racist friend out. They are more likely to listen to you than me because they look…

It’s never the gun that killed people that matters, it’s the gun the dead ones didn’t have.

It’s not complementary if you have to bribe them.

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

If you think they began with a quality product by buying it from Monster, there’s a lot you need to learn about Monster products.

Or do you think their $80 HDMI cable offered any substantial advantage over a $6 Monoprice cable?

Monster pretty much invented the fake quality game.

They were very successful in Japan. Otherwise not so much. It was one of the highest quality portable recording devices too.

But hipsters swear it’s the only way to watch movies. So much more soul than Blu-ray.

Google should have never wasted their time trying to convince the mass market to accept this thing and spent their time aiming at professionals. Doctors, lawyers, law enforcement, accountants, anyone who could immediately benefit from having pair of glasses that can look up and record information. These are the sort…

I still have one of these and it still works, despite the fact that it’s 20 years old, now.

They already use those materials; they’re inherent in the type of engine being tested. The technique is being investigated as a method to waste less of those materials - additive manufacturing means they only consume the material going into the product as opposed to subtractive manufacturing where they are left with a…

True. You could send editing overseas. In fact I think a lot of smaller newsrooms are being outsourced, either the actual broadcast or just the writing. But... you’d need better file transfer systems for the actual editing. Our internet isn’t up to par to handle the load of all the production stuff being sent through…

Cunt alert! We have a cunt here!

My job is currently pretty safe. It’d take a complicated AI to understand the arts of shooting and editing video, plus color correction (auto white balance is good, but still leaves a lot to be desired). I think those will be the last jobs, the really subjective kind that still have to be accurate, if that makes sense.

Washing of fire trucks isn’t just for looks. Dirt and grime comprises attachments, moving parts and the like. Not caring for your equipment can lead to failures. Which replacement of said truck will cost tax payers more money.

Any expensive piece of equipment should be properly maintained, including washing a firetruck. Leaving a vehicle dirty causes premature paint failure and corrosion, as well as potentially leaving other problematic maintenance issues unnoticed because it isn’t seen. Saving a few gallons of water is a stupid reason to…

I use ROT13. They’ll never crack that.

Theirs wasn’t a choice. It was a mandate from heaven.

BARREN LIKE MINE FIELD OF FUCKS FOR THIS DUMB PERSON.

Technically, that’s what makes it not a theory.