If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

"Duke's not in his office? No surprise. He's probably just giving Chance another 'performance evaluation' to see what kind of 'raise' he should get this year. Or maybe it's a 'holiday bonus." Whatever. So I go looking for him - he's not making coffee, he's not inflating condoms with helium for yet another lewd office…