Considering the regurgitated shite that most fast food joint serve up - Wendys, I'm looking at you, you trash heap - this looks rather fun.

RE: showers in gyms - the gym my mate and I go to has a pretty big sign up in the locker room telling the patrons that showering in underwear/swimwear is not allowed on hygiene grounds. They recently installed private shower stalls, but the sign's still up there. Seriously, guys, just take the damned things off,…

Now, see, this is why you should invest in decent swimwear from a decent company that has some idea of what they're doing, like Speedo, etc. Mind you, one of my mates (who isn't, ahem, the smallest boy out there) wears Aussiebum swimwear (he has about ten pairs. His wife despairs) and as anyone who knows anything…

I think you've just earned yourself a "Bazinga, punk!"

So sassy.

*squeak!*

Yeah.

Yeah, but for ultimate LOL-own-goal, she should have thrown something in about his sexuality. I'm sure if she had had a chance to go even further off her perch she would have slid into that pool of goo eventually.

Please tell me that fuckwit was later arrested. Or that she ended up driving into a tanker full of shit.

I remember going to see this film when it first came out and coming out of the cinema and thinking "well, meh". It definitely didn't hit me as hard as Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind and definitely left me with a nasty urge to smack Zach Braff across the face with a mallet. Completely ruined my appetite for…

Stick to what you're best at, Kanye - being mediocre.

I'm actually a little in awe of the power of Twitter at this point. There are Gazans tweeting people in Ferguson, telling them what to do and what not to do when they're exposed to tear gas, which is just a little bit of surreal to add to an already surreal and unacceptable situation. What's happening in Ferguson…

Pour vous.

God, I wanted to ride him like the cheapest pony at the beach when I was younger. That *hair*. My God, I could have done things to that hair. But nowadays, meh.

The Showgirls pool-sex scene is still one of the most startlingly hilarious pieces of shit ever committed to film. I don't know what is more LOL-tastic: the champers on the nipples, him groping her through the waterfall, or the "dying salmon being fisted" thrashing Lizzie puts herself through. She's such an artiste.

Mock not the Blossom!

SBTB was fucking dreadful. I kept waiting for the inevitable episode (nowadays, mind you) where someone snaps and takes out half of the student body with a series of well-aimed paperclips. Zack Morris and his boyfriend, sorry, "Best Friend", Slater were fucking bullies and complete cretins to boot. The reality of…

Uh huh. Tell me again, though - are you the slapper who's slept with every boy in town to make a grandiose claim to know exactly how every Scottish guy thinks? I'm only asking because, well, as my Mother would say - speak to me like a twat, I'll treat you like a cunt. Now, as I said before - you're dismissed love. …

I agree about "organic". It's nothing more than a gimmick. Besides, if you're trying to eat within a budget, eating the foods from the more expensive aisles is counterproductive.

Of course, dear. Have you slept with every man in Scotland to say you're the expert on us, hmm?