1950s (for women). Because no woman alive has pyramids for boobs. And those hairstyles were more like helmets spun from steel wire. For men - no one needs those capacious chinos.

Let's be frank: when your sister is famous *only* for having a fat, wobbly, gigantic arse the size of Neptune's orbit (and that conveniently overlooked sex-tape), your sisters are frightening horrors that wouldn't look out of place in a Walking Dead episode, and your mother is a fame-hungry MummyZilla - wouldn't you…