I really just wanted to know if anyone died so I could laugh accordingly.

Its "thing's" cousin.

I saw this thing and immediately thought " why is there a sex toy on giz"?

I can foresee a "Premium" iTunes.

Me and Eleanor would be together forever and it would be great.

@Nathan Koga: No it should just fire a strobe beacon after a drop. haha

@hostile-17: /sarcasm ;)

Yeah we should be afraid of in-flight wi-fi because of the bombs.

@hostile-17: We all know the Airplane mode was bullshit to begin with. Conspiracy if you ask me.

@Cody Reynolds: Apparently not. That or Google is just mind fucking us.

@Zeugma: And to the mega-corporation for which they operate...

@doug.martin: You can contact an iphone.

@mig8769: Yeah I've seen some seriously retarded stuff happen from these know nothing idiots.

@MacAttack: I take offense to this sir.

Here's the thing no one gets about this.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: I lol'd

Ducks aren't furry. Problem solved for everyone.

@archercc: "Alright lets roll him out of here" ahha... One of my favorite futurama episodes.

Doesn't anyone remember what happened last time bender took on a human body???

The highest rated comment on the youtube site makes me want to strangle someone.