Open this thing at the beginning of a torture scene in an action movie and your good guy won't stop talking.

@franco1975 [Troll ]: Shouldn't they all have like diamond encrusted iPhones or something??

WANT! No really.

Soon the police will be carrying lasers to censor arrests.

So is this like a prototype? Like all cool proto's we will never see it.

I don't understand how a conflict mineral inside my phone is going to hurt them. Maybe if i had a parts list it might...

This would definitely clear up the upside down USB problems.

I would love to know why people associate racism when you talk about someone who happens to be black, happens to be Latino.

@mmm_pastrami: robs big one was all DC or something

@RT100: Its that stuff they put in elevators.

@AnneV6: I may use this line against those bestbuy assholes next time I make a return.

I can imagine the apple guy telling them to go to time out.

If my phone falls out of the car when i get out i always seem to boot it across the pavement somehow. So I'm not suprised.

@evan7257: well probably because they have detours on streets.

@catterwall: Your one good reason is that people don't understand how society works and politicians are massive pussy s. Thats a global problem if i ever saw one.

I still think if you kill someones child we should get to kill you back. Not pay thousands a year to keep one bastard in jail. But I think its a creative video def.

the cool thing is that its the same price....WAIT ru telling me that wifi doesnt cost 100 extra dollars? Thats AMAZZZIGNG1

I forgot to even attempt this. Usually I just take their ideas and try them and not submit. Anyway nice entrys this round!

I've owned a PS3 and Xbox 360 so i'm not gonna say which is better but Microsoft has got something good here. Thank god for built in wi-fi.

This just in...Microsoft has patented a replicator to spawn hot tea from your television.