Oh the years, they haven't been good to you...

"I am Jack's complete lack of suprise."

I loved the first one. I'm considering getting this for the iPhone, but I wonder what people around me will think when they see me fall to my death and lol.

Letting loose 100 lions would be a lot cooler, Ikea.

@bddcuda: just think of it like money. Having -$20 is a lot better than owing -$80.

There are some people who are geniuses at marketing, and make products that revolutionizes an industry. Then there are some people who come up with this monstrosity.

There goes my dream of one day owning a Zeppelin...that doesn't explode.

@dfp3050: I will sell them for $40 and make a $37 profit, buying you out in a few years time. Ahhhh, capitalism.

Great, when they make this real in like 50 years, I'LL be that grandparent who doesn't understand technology

Soon I'll be able to download my diploma like I do my music, movies, and games.

When I was at Space Camp back in the day, we ran a space station simulations where the urine recycle pump fails. All the lights shut down, there was a loud alarm, none of the instrument panels were giving us enough information except for ERR 168. We had to get Houston to look it up and then find some hidden switch to…

How awkward to use. Call me when you can do some more crap from Minority Report.

Apple can't kill the desktop. Next time they come out with mediocre hardware, please refrain from your premonitions of EVERYTHING changing because of it.

@muchdrama: crap...

Good thing I never paid my late fees.

When I first learned programming I wrote a python "script" like that. Except my 15-year old wife could spell better than that!

That's awesome. And I'm not really a big fan of quilts.

Thanks to everybody who buys and supports artists. You're supporting me in not supporting them.

It could be worse, you could have...

5 takes by shitty blogs or Apple fanboy sites. I'm looking at you, WSJ with your bloody iPad app and condom from your one nightstand with Jobs.