I just can’t stop laughing at the name “Stammen”- a stamen is basically a flowering plants’ penis.

Ehh, in the end it turns out to be a wormhole seed that sends mankind forward into the stars. Spoiler if you haven’t read the books, btw.

That’s the start of a damn good short story if I’ve ever read one! I’d love to get back into writing purple prose.

That is horrible and hilarious x3

I think ya might have added an extra zero to “1,5000" XP

Yeah, I’m guessing bouncers aren’t normally trained to beat the living snot out of the people you’re evicting, either... Similar thing with a lot of police brutality videos- the people in them are always talking smack back to police officers. Generally not a good idea to resist arrest, even if the circumstances are…

You do realize that’s a chart of sunspot rates, not global temperatures? It has literally nothing to do with what you’re talking about here.

Ya know, slapping down a few stacks of hundred-dollar bills tends to make people shut the fuck up and listen. I’m sure his parents turned around *real* quick after that.

If you could find one, that is. Hard to throw money at something that doesn’t exist outside of scalpers’ pockets.

And maybe make enough of the fucking things that people can actually buy them! LET ME THROW MONEY AT YOU DAMMIT!!

And with even more boning than the original!

Maybe it’s Shari’ah Kidz Bop?

At least we have better comedians and entertainers.

Doesn’t help that you people CHOSE THE WRONG WAIFU DAMMIT!!

What is this from?

Hey, at least it’s not Lucky Syphil.

Is this game worth it? I like exploring a lot, but I got burned out on No Man’s Sky in a few hours, and I feel like this would go the same way...

I’d love to see a bunch of comparisons with this- pros vs regular players, role differences, team players vs genji mains, etc.

In honor of Ray Narvaez Jr., JUBLU!

Also looks easier to time, tbh. It’s the almost-but-not-quite-instantaneous timing closer up that gets me.