And still got back to the front to help finish the play. MOTHERFUCKING GRIT.

You do you, I’m not going to judge someone else’s relationship and what works for them. Know this though.

You seem fuzzy on the concept of interest v. paying for a service.

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

Here’s one you can’t blame on Shifty and D-Money, Maine.

Oh, AND! The fact that her design team sloppily left behind artifacts of serifs:

I’d be surprised at this point if at least one Jane letter per week didn’t get an absolutely absurd reply. The response to #2 is so much like last week’s dogshit advice to the woman whose partner didn’t want to talk about the future (Jane says: live in the now! Stop pestering him!). NO. DO NOT CONTINUE in this…

I’m of the view there’s no appropriate time to release a film like this and maybe we can stop making films that pedal the fantasy that any teenage girl would be interested in gross older guys altogether. The fantasy is entirely ONE-SIDED.

Girl, it’s because she’s racist.

Yes, there’s a ton of reasons why people hate alot on Swift.

Dah fuck?

“I realize that with this take I run the risk of having people in the comment section accuse me of being unfair to Taylor—her behavior is, after all, circumscribed and scrutinized because of her immense fame, gender, and relative youth.”

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

“We literally didn’t have any ideas, so we just killed off the main female character in order to juice up the plot.”

I mean, if she leaked those things anonymously she could still collect from Donald...

I agree, but I’m also hopeful that whatever sinks Trump’s ship will take Pence’s down with it.

For the next round of updates how about a “Hey dumbass in the bar, your flight is boarding now”. Yes, I know I should be paying attention to the time, but the paging systems in airports are USELESS!!!

Would be great hear Marc Jacobs’ oppinion about the Weinstein’s behaviour.

I’m so relieved the perv that slept with his wife’s adopted daughter is here to help us all morally navigate the Weinstein scandal.

Now, don’t be disgusting.