Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

Nars Velvet Matte Lip Pencil in Cruella. Stays on forever and feels great.

I started using Simple Face Wash a few years ago and haven’t looked back. I have very sensitive skin and I’ve never had a problem with this wash, plus it doesn’t dry my skin out.

I started using Simple Face Wash a few years ago and haven’t looked back. I have very sensitive skin and I’ve never…

Aesthetics? Of a fast food bathroom? He has lost his marbles. The aesthetics are toilet, sink, paper towels. A changing table is fine.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

You are taking it too literally, when people say that something “ruined their childhood.” they mean that the memory of something they valued as children is now tainted by the that something, and memories are not static, they are quite dynamic.

Hey there,

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

different calculators give my size as anything from a 38B to a 34F

While I totally agree with you in theory - clearly this woman should have been handled more compassionately all the way around - in practice, the regulations around crematoriums are so strict - they wouldn’t be able to legally give her a thimbleful of ashes, whether they be from her embryonic remains or from other…

Also the only plausible reason no one why no one at the Daily Planet realizes their coworker is Superman.

Actually, little known fact about Gandhi is that he was vital in the customer service crisis of 1920. He single handedly heard the complaints of every woman with a Kate Gosselin haircut in India and gave them each a $5 off coupon for their next visit to any store in the country.

But this is top-notch advice, by the way. The only thing I’d add to this is some kind of balancing work. Hot yoga is a fantastic option, because there’s a rehabilitative aspect to it, and it helps strengthen all those things that support the muscles we use when we run.

When we were house hunting, my husband and I looked at a house that had a hot tub in the kitchen. In. The. Kitchen. The rest of the house was great, and the location was perfect, but that inconceivable hot tub was a deal breaker. On our way out, the realtor stopped us to ask if we wouldn’t mind telling her why we…

Dear Toyota,

Not to go off on a tangent, but that was some stellar insight on the Babylonians part. They were certainly ahead of the curve.

Tuesday’s gone with the wind.

I can't believe this is real. This can't be real. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

My best question: “What kind of animal is stuck in my chimney, do you think? It makes this noise: ‘Sqqquuuueeeeeaaaal!’”