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OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…
Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:
The guitarist from my old band died quite unexpectedly at a youngish age after a long battle with what we could only assume was a bad combo of Tourette’s syndrome and Aspergers and an accidental toxic combo of the questionable drugs he took to keep all that in check. Rather than a typical funeral for a strange and…
So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…
So don’t wait! Buy peaches when they have a peachy smell. Eat them ASAP. They don’t have to be that soft; as long as it has a peachy smell you’re probably good.
I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.
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Love her! I burn through her novels.
Dude if your dogs vomit is bright red then you need to take it to the vet pronto.
Gaga’s Matchmaking Mastery
HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.
Elderberry wine, in particular, I've heard can contain surprisingly high amounts of arsnic.
I really want there to be like some national ice-bucket-challenge type trend of women in actual "regular folks" states standing up and showing huckabee just how wrong he is. Like take a video of yourself with a cigar/ette, some whiskey, just hanging out in your shortest skirt and just shout FUCKABEE at the camera. Can…
Is Atlanta located in the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy?** If so, I know some heathen mastutbators.
It's like a racial Victor Victoria.
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