We all know that my first incarnation traded identities with an Elvis impersonator, lived his life as an Elvis impersonator, and then broke his hip and ended up fighting a mummy with JFK, who is now black, at a nursing home.
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The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.
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OMG commenters, there is a point at which you have to accept that when you read an article on a WEDDING BLOG it is most likely going to be about a fairly mainstream wedding, with lots of guests and dinner and open bar and a white dress. You are not making an Important Point by coming here and saying “whatevs you don’t…
Alright, I obviously was not there, but this is one of the best funeral/memorial stories I’ve heard to date:
The guitarist from my old band died quite unexpectedly at a youngish age after a long battle with what we could only assume was a bad combo of Tourette’s syndrome and Aspergers and an accidental toxic combo of the questionable drugs he took to keep all that in check. Rather than a typical funeral for a strange and…
So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…
So don’t wait! Buy peaches when they have a peachy smell. Eat them ASAP. They don’t have to be that soft; as long as it has a peachy smell you’re probably good.
I actually don’t mind those, it takes a lot of effort and guesswork out of the gift-giving. Ah, you’re getting married? What can I afford? One fork? Excellent, happy wedding, here is your dinglehopper.
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Love her! I burn through her novels.
Dude if your dogs vomit is bright red then you need to take it to the vet pronto.
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HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.
Elderberry wine, in particular, I've heard can contain surprisingly high amounts of arsnic.
Sir Terry Pratchett was the guest of honor at MiniCon 40 (2005), which I attended. I was at the art auction, watching the charitable-cause bidding on a manuscript or other item Sir Terry had donated, when suddenly a voice boomed from the back of the room, "Five Hundred Dollars!!" The item sold, and Sir Terry strode to…