I really want there to be like some national ice-bucket-challenge type trend of women in actual "regular folks" states standing up and showing huckabee just how wrong he is. Like take a video of yourself with a cigar/ette, some whiskey, just hanging out in your shortest skirt and just shout FUCKABEE at the camera. Can…

Is Atlanta located in the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy?** If so, I know some heathen mastutbators.

It's like a racial Victor Victoria.

Hey Jude

This, this thing.

My favorite Russian cheese is a nice Tsarmigiano-Romanov blend. Unfortunately, they don't make it any more.

Lauren is at least reunited with her Bogie.

Actor James Garner of Maverick and The Rockford Files TV series, but probably best known to our generation as Old Duke from The Notebook

Or water with sugar, and LOTS of lemons.

Mila Kunis's rant was so funny. It reminded me of the funniest text I ever got from my husband - 'I don't know why everyone is congratulating me on this pregnancy, I mean really I only spent a few minutes working on it.'

Yeah, the first time I saw the James Hewitt conspiracy theory, I was totally on board with it . . . until I saw the pictures of a young Prince Charles, and then I realized he looked like him too. Apparently Diana had a type, and that type was . . . men who looked like her future son.

My husband left a job being a GM of a shitty little Massachusetts-based "family restaurant" to take a $15k pay cut because he was tired of having to work from 6am-1am 4 days a week. (and "only" 12 hour shifts 2-3 other days a week.) He started looking for a new job the day after my mom's surprise 50th birthday party,…

Everything should come with cheese curds, really. Oil changes, fancy scotches in bars, shopping at Bloomingdales.

I was really hoping there would be a line for abnegation that turns out to just be empty when you open it. Because of how they don't wear any makeup.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.

Do you know what is delicious? Fake maple cookies. Canadians, are you with me?

We lived there for a year; your cookies changed my life. Sometimes, when I'm near a Trader Joe's, I eat the American knock-off by scraping all the maple frosting into a pile and eating it last, after the cookies.

I'm not even sorry.