Where's ISIS when you need them?

I don't even watch CNN, Chuckie Cheese. Loosen your belt and relax.

But enough about the President.

Oxbow - Thin Black Duke is the best of the year so far for me.

What a shithead. And the guy who went storming in there with a gun is a dick, too.

Oh that silly Agoraphobic Nosebleed and their rectal anarchy.

Fuckin' Hell.

Hopefully there's an appearance by Two-Patch Crappie Jack.

If so, that would be the only thing interesting about it.

I'm listening to the fucking song!

"journalist" lol

Jesus fucking Christ.

Ok, Brave Sir Robin.

Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.

"YouTube star"

“Maybe I was just naive, but I’m still glad we did it.” - How I feel about my teens and early 20's.

He was funnier when he was defending a pedophile.

The Curse of Millhaven is my favorite song, No More Shall We part is my favorite record.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

I've been coming here for so many years i remember when the AV Club wasn't a mouthpiece for left-wing propaganda.