So you can be against something in principle but still engage in it when it suits you. Got it. Thank you for undermining your entire argument in this thread today, "Professor". Have a good one, and thanks for playing! :)

Nice mail-order bride!!!

You've engaged in many yourself. Of course, you're okay with those. Hypocrite.

Anal Fisting Motion is probably one of their songs.

Ad hominem.

I've tried this. It didn't help me retain my youth but I immediately had the urge to get a tattoo.

No, I think it might be sleep apnea.

Might want to look into this excessive daytime fatigue you suffer from. Sleep apnea, perhaps.

They were busy trying to locate their dicks, which is time consuming and ultimately futile.

Fuckin' kids!

*puts on glasses*

See what I mean?

Dull-witted, unimaginative, breastfed through a straw, can't get laid…quelle surprise!

You probably shouldn't be using "boringly predictable" as an insult to others.

Looks like Commisioner MRA lit up the Dispshit Signal.

The Texas Oil Boom and the modern industrialization of oil production in the U.S. began with a major gusher at Spindletop on January 10th,1901 near Beaumont, Texas.

Oh. It's you.

A adult flamingo's legs can be 30-50 inches long, which is longer than
their entire body. Flamingos often stand on one leg to preserve body
heat, tucking the other leg into their plumage so it is kept warm. They
will alternate legs to regulate their body temperature.

Insecure superhero fans.

Puberty was rough but I have faith that you'll get through it.