Jizz mopper?

To be fair, there isn't much competition.

Get a job.

I believe the first part.

Jesus, you really think any of these guys will know what "equivalence" means?

No problem, grandma.

You were picking something, that I believe.

You guys survived Obama, we'll survive Orange Foolius.

Joke: sf4t9rfan

Does it make you feel cool standing on the perimeters of playgrounds during school hours?

Yes, you have been.

So no, you've never been laid. How does that feel?

It's almost like the people upset are some kind of snowflakes or something.

LOL @ the trolls all worked up over this issue. Must suck to be that insecure in one's sexuality that a women-only screening gets them so upset. Good grief, what a bunch of dickless wonders.

Says one of the people flipping out that a movie about a superhero is having one screening for women.

Sure you do.

Honest question: You've never been laid, have you?

How much did that kid cost you to rent for that picture?

Sure you did.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!