This makes me and my eco-friendly personal space heater very happy. The only, only, only part about Thanksgiving that is redeeming is the Toodle Day event.

I want to roll all over this comment and make kisses on it.

This is so familiar to me. An older brother was told for years that he wasn't "college-smart," that he should look to construction. He decided he would tackle both construction as well as an MBA, and graduated quite well. His work ethic is so much stronger than anyone I know. He has a solid job (and I know, not good…

I'm not sure what the entire content of this woman's speech was, but I would be really sad if my daughter was told, "If you go to college, it's okay to work a job that essentially degrades you into existing for the sole pleasure of men. You're a smart girl, but you're still a sex object!" I really don't care if a…

I like her best as SOS. Clinton is too good of a diplomat to be worried about domestic bullshit.

Maybe the trailer isn't what the film is like, though. I have a strong feeling that to get such a lovely cast, the screenplay had to be somewhat agreeable? Does that make sense? I don't really see any of these actors as people that make films because they're hard up for the cash.

Adele's talent and value lies in her ability as an artist. She's a gifted woman that just happens to be pleasant to look at. Is it necessary to present her as someone who's "fuckable?" I think it's absolutely bizarre that she's being painted in this light.

I reject the Xanadu nomination. I spent my Halloween with rollerskates and ELO, too, and it was AWESOME.

Come on, they're not a big deal. They MAY actually convince people to quit, and that's a good thing. As a smoker, I found them incredibly entertaining. The warning labels were the best part about study abroad. I collected them, damnit! (I liked the X-ray sperm one the best.)

Ahhh, I didn't even see that one! Well, the other Kardashians that suffered through him deserved better, it seemed. Basically all I saw was Kris acting like a manchild and being disrespectful to Kim's siblings. I'm missing some gaps, I guess.

Whatever about the Kardashians. I keep up with them when I'm sick, no shame. Kim is a brat, but she deserved way better than that asshole. Should have listened to your family, girl~

I don't think Brandi deserves so much sympathy, but neither does Kyle. Brandi just didn't have the social authority to claim Kim was doing meth in the bathroom. Kyle was too aggressive and shouldn't have acted the way she acted, but the whole "GOOD I'M GLAD YOU ADMIT YOU'RE A WHORE" thing was just fucking bonkers.

My parents did the same thing to my sister and I. When the captain of the flight announced that we had arrived in Orlando, two very little girls burst into screams and tears.

"Consider using your most fancy velvet curtains and fashion yourself a dress out of them"

I'm sorry that you became a victim, especially at such an impressionable age. I'm fortunate (fortunate always seems like such a shitty word to use when you really mean, MY RIGHTS HAVE NOT BEEN VIOLATED IN THAT MANNER, but whatever) that I haven't suffered that kind of trauma, myself. Women in their late teens or early…

Unworthy of being written unless a high school kid wrote it for their creative writing class. Waste of time~ snooze. Jesiunderwood, can I get a +1 to your party?

@kat.bee

I just don't use "CUNT" because it's another way to infer that being called a vagina is some sort of massive insult. I find that it's usually more offensive to my gender than it would be to an individual, so I just wouldn't do it.

"Kody also warned his kids that they should not be sexual until they had graduated from high school"

the arms on the "difficult" daughters are pretty miserable for the amount of pressure that they receive. i don't understand all of the weirdo gymnastics in this shit. it feels gross to do anything about swan lake and put it into modern ~jazz hands~ dance.