You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper.  I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.  

everybody is putting on a happy face as they travel to Winnipeg

That Salisbury steak comment hit too close to home. Hey, that family-size microwaveable tray was on sale at Marc’s!

And then sell Aurier to a Ligue 1 club next week, and play Sissoko at RB.

Whew buddy, have a I got a Netflix recommendation for you!!

This might be the worst hockey take I have ever read....please watch any other sport instead. Thank you.

Spurs fan here. We also won’t be signing anybody in the next 2 transfer windows. 

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

The weirdo

Do you know what would make the Senators much more fun to watch?

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

who wood ever get tired of pine on pine violence? that stuff is evergreen.

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Which Deadspin editor

E T H I C S

Old take, and I know Leafs fans won’t give two fucks if Matthews delivers them, but I’ll at least giggle knowing it took a fuckin American to save the land of hockey.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

***they didn’t beat the Warriors with ease, idk what i was even trying to say there

That does taint the goal somewhat.