I still have both of those. The red Quasar and the yellow Lambo. Well, my kids do.

Same exact thing happened to me when I was a kid (I tried to swallow a grape (I was a kid)) and my mom held me upside down by my ankles and saved me. I still remember the back porch of that apartment even though it was decades ago.

Do y’all not see bands that you like?

How many seatbelts does it have?

I’m “quiet ppl”

Why they killed the delicious Vanilla Diet Coke I will never know, or refuse to acknowledge if I find out. This doesn’t sound like it will make up for that.

You don’t love the white race: you just love its doggystyle.

also: “idiots in wolves’ clothing”
Nice. 

It sounds to me like you’ve never watched Dexter.

Virginity itself is not a measure of anything, but you sound like a guy that observes and judges The Female from afar, and comes up with all sorts of fun generalizations about the species. And no, I don’t care if it’s a trilby or a fedora.

She has “man hands,” see ya!

Don’t forget μ-ziq and The Orb.